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I Now Only Do AI Photography: The Future Is Now

As time marches on, it is important to adapt. Get left behind, and you become a dinosaur. An afterthought. An instant Boomer. That’s why I have decided to embrace the future. I am now an AI Photographer.

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French Fries, Ranked

Del Taco Lego Set

There are many things in the world.  As a consequence, those many things must be ranked.  Today, I bring you the definitive ranking of one of the most important food groups in the world, French Fries.

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Out Of Focus Photography: The Next Frontier In Fine Art

Out of Focus 3

As a creative professional1, it is important to be on the leading edge of photography composition, editing, and style. Doing so allows you to be obnoxious and condescending to all other photographers.

Why make images that people like when you can loudly express how great you are, while everybody else sucks? Because of this, I would like to declare: I am one of the world’s leading Out Of Focus photographers.

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My Letter To Joe

John Lennon Thinks Steely Dan Rocks, Dude!

Friend and fellow photographer Joe (https://www.jwsmithphoto.com) wrote me a letter.  This wasn’t some email or message over social media.  It was a good old actual letter requiring a postage stamp.  More on that in a minute.

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Navigating The Grocery Store Blues

SNT43
SNT43
SNT43 by T.M. Schultze – Probably my April Photo of the Month because….when else am I going to take a landscape photograph?

It’s important that nothing in this post is meant for complaint.

Rather, I would like to take a moment to laugh at just how ridiculous and crazy our pandemic-ridden world has gotten.

So on that note, let’s talk going to the grocery store.

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Leaving San Diego Immediately: Goodbye Everybody

I am making this blog post because I wanted to let everybody know that this weekend I am leaving San Diego for good.

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Potato Chips, Ranked

Potato Chip First Ballot Hall of Famer
Potato Chip First Ballot Hall of Famer

This is the complete and unassailable ranking of potato chips, one of the best creations in the history of humanity and one of the things I am most passionate about in life.  Failure to agree completely with this list means you are totally wrong and there is no hope for you.  This is like my complete and unassailable list of overrated rock bands, but in chip form.

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