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Trump Ridiculous Pardons

Following is a proposed list of ridiculous Trump pardons before he leaves January 20.

Bold-faced items have now occurred.

  • Joe Arpaio (He will forget he already did this)
  • Joe Biden (He will make something up)
  • Hillary Clinton (for Pizzagate…)
  • Jack Dorsey (for the crime of censoring his Twitter feed)
  • Jeffrey Epstein (of course)
  • Anthony Fauci (for his illegal crime of throwing out the first pitch more than him)
  • Michael Flynn
  • Rudy Giuliani (what an irony if he gets charged with a crime with Ukraine since Hunter turned out to be innocent)
  • Charles Kushner
  • Jared Kushner
  • Joe Exotic (he heard about it on Fox and Friends)
  • Paul Manafort
  • Ghislaine Maxwell (she might find him another young wife…)
  • Barack Obama (for being born in foreign nation, Hawaii)
  • Roman Polanski (he won’t realize this is a State conviction…but he will try)
  • Vladimir Putin (……….)
  • Edward Snowden
  • George Steinbrenner (He will forget Reagan already did this)
  • Roger Stone
  • Barron Trump (you know he did something…)
  • Donald Trump (this will fail)
  • Donald Trump Jr.
  • Eric Trump
  • Fred Trump
  • Ivanka Trump (yes, he will forget to pardon Tiffany…)
  • Allen Weiselberg
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