Following is a proposed list of ridiculous Trump pardons before he leaves January 20.
Bold-faced items have now occurred.
- Joe Arpaio (He will forget he already did this)
- Joe Biden (He will make something up)
- Hillary Clinton (for Pizzagate…)
- Jack Dorsey (for the crime of censoring his Twitter feed)
- Jeffrey Epstein (of course)
- Anthony Fauci (for his illegal crime of throwing out the first pitch more than him)
- Michael Flynn
- Rudy Giuliani (what an irony if he gets charged with a crime with Ukraine since Hunter turned out to be innocent)
- Charles Kushner
- Jared Kushner
- Joe Exotic (he heard about it on Fox and Friends)
- Paul Manafort
- Ghislaine Maxwell (she might find him another young wife…)
- Barack Obama (for being born in foreign nation, Hawaii)
- Roman Polanski (he won’t realize this is a State conviction…but he will try)
- Vladimir Putin (……….)
- Edward Snowden
- George Steinbrenner (He will forget Reagan already did this)
- Roger Stone
- Barron Trump (you know he did something…)
- Donald Trump (this will fail)
- Donald Trump Jr.
- Eric Trump
- Fred Trump
- Ivanka Trump (yes, he will forget to pardon Tiffany…)
- Allen Weiselberg