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Hey, San Diego. Reality Is Horrible. Be A Pessimist. Join Us. Or Don’t.

Are you sick and tired of annoying, happy, positive people? We are too.

We are the Pessimist Club of San Diego. Because of all know that life is like rush hour at The Merge. Nothing good is going to happen.

Club Initiatives:

  • Do Zero Community Service
  • Don’t Raise Any Money
  • Mock the Optimist International Club at every opportunity.
  • Avoid Having Any Meetings, If You Must Have One, Make Sure It is Bad So People Don’t Show Up Again
  • Worship Our Saviors Bob Bummer and Debbie Downer
OH80108

At the end of any rainbow is a mugger with a knife. He wants your cell phone.

Wave Tracks 2
The seas may look calm, but that Rogue Wave is coming, and it is aimed right for you and all of your hopes and dreams.
Moonlight Over Balboa
All buildings eventually crumble, as will your entire life.

We Put The Downer In Debbie. Pessimist International. Because any Optimist Club Sucks Hard. Annual Dues Are $599 Per Month, and must be sent via PayPal to optimistsucks@stupidclub.com.

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